Your favorite DnD pickup lines?

I don't care what the rules say! You'd be just as pretty if you took off that cloak of charisma. Let's go. My DM says I have to train to get my ranks in Tumble. I've got exotic proficiency. With a whip.

You must be a fighter, because that's some great cleavage!

I don't care what the rules say! You'd be just as pretty if you took off that cloak of charisma.

Let's go. My DM says I have to train to get my ranks in Tumble.

I've got exotic proficiency. With a whip.

You're the succubus to my incubus.

I'm a bard. No wait, come back!

You could be my flanking partner.

Now, to put these to use...

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